If cats could understand human language, what would you say to your cat
Original|Sister and Brother's Cat Notes
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Netizen 1:
If I can talk, I want to tell my beloved Baobao~
Baobao! You have to know that you are the sweetheart of your parents
Bey! We love you so much and know you love us!
I don’t know why you’ve been barking so much recently, you want to tell
What about us? Is it because I am not used to going to grandma's house?
Year back to grandma's house, you are very good!
Baobao! Can you not sprinkle food everywhere when you eat in the future?
Yes, do you want to grow cat food?
Mom knows you've always been a good baby, don't pee indiscriminately,
No scratching, no running and jumping, you just love to talk, um
follow me! love you
Netizen 2:
It is said that orange cats are the best to raise, but you are probably a fake orange cat.
The mouth is very tricky, the cooked shrimp is cut into small pieces, you can also smell it
Just run away, and the cat food and cat strip nutrition cream that you refuse to eat, come to the house
There are quite a few more now.
The happiest thing for me is to watch you gobble it up, the first
The second happy thing is that I can pick up cakes that are neither soft nor hard from the cat litter box
cake.
Inflamed eyes, suppurative ear mites, constipation, diarrhea, black chin, about
You are sick, after experiencing many times of being at a loss, still
Can't learn to be calm and calm.
I thought about getting another cat to accompany you, but finally gave up on this idea.
You are fierce, so fierce that the day I took you for sterilization, you were surrounded because of your temper
view.
You are so cowardly, so cowardly that a friend brings a dog to visit our house, you are so embarrassed
After two breaths, he got under the bed and refused to come out again.
You are also very good, so good that there were many nights, I cried until I swallowed, you danced
On my lap, the wet little nose pressed against my cheek, rubbing
go.
I can't bear to make you angry, I can't bear to make you afraid, I can't bear to waste time
The material and energy of the time are separated from you a little bit.
This is my first time raising a cat. A few days before I picked you up, I went over topics like "Notes for newbies raising cats".
Excited and nervous.
You are a little orange cat picked up by a friend, a pretty girl, we
When we first met, she put her fluffy ball into my arms, and I
My heart melted.
I am determined to be a good mother.
After I picked you up, it was you who accompanied me through my life, which was especially gloomy
a period of time.
Netizen 3:
The first one: Can you go to the bathroom and stop following me? Hey! A flower season
The girl was watched by a one-year-old little hairy child to go to the toilet! It's so shameful
The second thing: Can you be a little more masculine? Mom can't avoid it
I don't take you out (for example, if you are sick and deworming, etc.), watching you in my
It hurts to cringe in my arms, but don't be afraid, they don't
Will hurt you, because you have me, so please be bold!
you have my back
The third thing: I hope you can attend my wedding with your father, not far away
it's over! wait
Netizen 4:
- Ding Ding, don't always scratch your mother and bite your mother, she saved you home
Pulled you up, you gnawed her hands like a non-mainstream self-harming girl
Same, I will be heartbroken watching it, so every time you bully your mother
Once, I will sanction you once.
- Don't compete with your mother or me for takeaway food, your food is not bad, people eat
The food tastes so strong that you can't eat it, and your mother always eats standing up
West, my heart aches too.
- I know that you may have a genetic mutation and are not afraid of water, but that plate of water is for you
drink, what do you drink after playing all over the place? your old lady is dating me
From time to time, check to monitor if you have water to drink, be sensible, and let her save
Would you like some snacks?
Also, you are a eunuch now, why can’t you be like other eunuchs?
So, be a quiet eunuch??