What cat owners are thinking when you learn to meow

There is a strange phenomenon:

When people see a cat and want to tease it

The first reaction is "meow meow"

But when you see a dog, you don't know how to bark like a dog.

So when the cat hears the anthropological meow

What kind of mood will Ta feel?

(Meow master's disgusted face)

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Ben Hanhan said confidently, as long as I meow, Maomao will definitely respond.

On the way to school in middle school, I would pass by an old-fashioned residential area piled up with buildings, where there would always be many domestic cats or stray cats.

And my daily joy is to squat down and communicate with them when I find them.

In order to be at eye level with Meow, I squatted down with a small schoolbag on my back. The first is eye contact - in simple terms, it is to stare at meow hairy (meow heart OS: where is the Hanhan);

Then make a tentative "meow~~", and a pleasant conversation can begin.

Me: Meow Meow~ (Hello!)

The cat said: Meow? Meow? (Who are you? Where are you from?)

I went on: Meow meow meow meow, meow meow! (I am your future shit shoveler! Do not come home with me)

The cat began to exhale the fragrance: meow meow meow meow? ? ? Meow meow meow! (What sweet dreams?? Humans with fish lips!)

I then replied: Meow meow? ? (injured defeat)

The cat thought: Meow! Meow meow meow! Meow meow....

......

The result is... Two hours later, my mother grabbed my ear and went home, and also received countless attention gifts from passers-by.

For some people, the sound of learning to meow is enough to confuse the real one.

There is a friend in the university whose daily pastime is barking with his big golden retriever, and he has also practiced a lot of "small animal languages".

One time when I met a stray cat in school, I made a weak attempt and meowed at meow. At that time, the expression of meow was like this:

Afterwards, the man meowed vigorously, and so did the stray cat. One cat and one person started on the side of the road, who was louder and who took longer to bark...

The human-cat battle attracted other cats on campus to watch. This person also gained a name in the stray cat group on campus because of this meaningless battle.

Because I really want to know what the cat owner’s cry means, a blogger once did an experiment.

He quietly recorded the barking of his own cat owner, and played the recorded barking to the cat owner when the cat owner was unprepared.

As a result, the cat owner exploded in an instant, jumping up and down in the room, exhaling fragrance (?).

It can be seen that this **** meow may not be a good thing to say!

Do you usually meow to cats? What kind of response do they have? Welcome to comment and share your story O(∩_∩)O~